New class

[Jon McGrath]

Men Teaching Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By January 31, 2012

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down,
or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 1:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum ..
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes
Without Throwing Passengers
Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

[cut_un]

Ya going to have a shortage of instructors, just sayin

[dakotashooter2]

Forgot 1

Class 13
JOB JAR - Timing is everything. Discussion- Why it is not appropriate that these jobs be started 5 minutes before a TV program or game starts or ends.
Meets 4 weeks, Mon nights at 8:45 to 9:45

[mekillini]

These are awesome! Here's another one.

Class 14

"Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus"....The Myth
How to say what you mean, and mean what you say!

[cashman]

Class 15
Bags and logic: Why spending $300 dollars on a coach purse makes sense.
Includes several field trips to Vera Bradly, Coach, and Louis Viton retailers
Must be familiar with microsoft excel and money.
Meets Tuesday evenings (6:37pm to 8:24pm) and Saturday Mornings (Whenever the hell I get up to whenever the hell I get done shopping) for four weeks.

[pa posse]

The Fine Art of "Walking in front of your TV"

One Time Only

This Sunday 6 to 10 pm

[DSM16428]

The Fine Art of "Walking in front of your TV"

One Time Only

This Sunday 6 to 10 pm

HOLY CRAP how that gets on mm friggin nerves!!! I have been known to throw people to the ground when they walk infront of the tv when there is a boxing match or a MMA fight on!

[huntin again]

Good stuff, Jon seems you have a lot of idle time on your hands at that job !

[DSM16428]

Good stuff, Jon seems you have a lot of idle time on your hands at that job !

Almost makes me miss the missle field...

[Sask hunter]

there is some good ones

[speckleberry]

Haha! I certainly hope Mrs. Jon doesn't see this, Jon.

See if you can work in...

Class 16

The truth about Total (partial) Recall - Discerning fact from fallacy...and why he just can't remember what never really happened.

[Jon McGrath]

Haha! I certainly hope Mrs. Jon doesn't see this, Jon.

See if you can work in...

Class 16

The truth about Total (partial) Recall - Discerning fact from fallacy...and why he just can't remember what never really happened.

She can't see the computer from the kitchen. What's that honey? Ok I'm coming to do the dishes lol.